You know what I want to see?
I want to see somebody remake Frozen with exactly the same script, except with all the characters gender-swapped. All the same words, except for a change in gender related pronouns and terms ('king' vs 'queen', for example). I wanna see young prince Aaron pining for a girlfriend, and King Elrik change into a blue and white tuxedo during a rendition of 'Let it Go', after being taught by his mother the Queen all his young life to conceal his powers. I wanna see a tall and strong Princess Hannah of the Southern Isles sweep Prince Aaron off his feet and propose to him. I wanna see Kristina riding to the rescue atop Svetlana, like a pungent reindeer queen.
I wanna see Olga the snow-woman who likes warm hugs get impaled.
...or maybe I just want to hear somebody insist that all women pick their noses and then eat it.
In all seriousness though, I think the world could use a Disney princess movie for the boys. I bet you'd be surprised how popular it would be.
-The Journal of Ord's two cents.